MMMm cake!

Today started as days often do with a hangover.  This one was curtosy of jillys and their stocks of Rum and Guiness.

However things have got easier as the day goes on. For one thing Jeff  has bought a box of iccle chocolate cupcakes which is defiatly helping.

I definatly need to move so that I can have my life back.. For one thing, I need more excercise. The Fear-Factory last night really broke me phisically!

Tat.

Some people will sell any old shite. Especially these goons , The descriptions are the best bit.

One of my favorites is the barking dog alarm porch lights:

"Barking dog alarm porch lights.

How to tell you about the barking dog alarm porch lights?

Imagine, if you will, that you are a prowler,

Prowl, prowl, prowl.

There`s a dark, empty home.

Prowl, prowl, prowl.

Closer and closer you prowl, approaching the front of the home.

Suddenly a light outside flicks on and deep inside the house comes the vicious barking of an aggressive dog.

You would be barking not to prowl off elsewhere.

With some rapidity.

So the barking dog alarm porch light scares off prowlers. "